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November 1st, 2014

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Rico Valenzuela: IXW fans, welcome to another installment of IXW Saturday Night!  I'm Rico Valenzuela, and I am joined here at ring side by my colleague, "Stunning" Scotty Starks.  We've got some big news headed our way to start the show again here tonight.  Scotty, I know that you got a little sneak peek at what's in store.  What can you tell us about what to expect?

 

Scotty:  Rico, tonight will be one heckuva show from the get-go!  I've been told that there are some brand new IXW Superstars set to make their IXW debuts live here tonight!  I won't spoil any more of the surprise, but we will see some new faces, and for those that have been around the wrestling world for a while, you may even recognize a face or two from other organizations!  

 

Alan: Ladies and gentlemen!  Boys and girls!  I am so excited to be here in front of you tonight!  As you've all seen over the last couple of weeks, IXW Champion Adrian Emerich and The Jester have begun a heated competition in order to determine the match type for their IXW Championship rematch.  Currently, The Jester holds a 1-0 lead over Adrian, and despite my counterparts half-hearted efforts to swing things in the other direction, I've been able to keep things pretty evenly balanced to this point.  With that said, I have a few matches to announce for tonight's card.  First of all, let me begin by saying that The Jester will go head to head with the red hot IXW Midwest Champion, Michael Diaz, live tonight in this very ring!  Two of IXW's best duking it out in front of you here tonight!  It's definitely going to be spectacular!  With that said, Adrian Emerich will take part in some tag team action with his buddy The Joel Johnston in his match up.  They will face some IXW newcomers.  These two men have worked their way through the independent circuits, and I can promise you that they are one hundred percent ready to prove to the world that they are here to stay.  They call themselves The Ascension, and I have no doubt that Justin Andrews and Justin Stotts will ascend to the top of the IXW tag team ranks in short order.  Even better yet, that match will open tonight's fight card!  

 

(Alan pauses while the crowd erupts in the chant of "A-scen-sion, A-scen-sion!")

 

Alan: As if that weren't enough excitement for the night, you're all also probably aware that Jace Adair will face off against The Scorpion in tonight's main event in a no-holds barred match!  Since his first appearance at IXW Chaos & Disorder, The Scorpion has steadily climbed the IXW charts and his current feud with Jace has been spectacular!  These two will most certainly put on one helluva show for you all tonight!  However, the fun doesn't stop there!  Anyone who has been around this business for some time has probably seen, or at least heard of the other new face that you will see in the ring here tonight.  I only thought it right to give him some top level competition to mark his entry into the IXW, so tonight you will also see Wayne Level go one on one against everyone's favorite wild child, the one and only, Rage!

 

(The crowd goes crazy. The cheers are almost deafening.)

 

Alan: I thought there'd be a few of you pretty excited to hear that name! haha. Sit back and enjoy the show, folks!  It's going to be fantastic!

 

Rico: New roster additions are always exciting!  I would imagine that IXW General Manager, Alan Hinders has some more news for us on this topic once he makes his way to the ring, Scotty.

 

Scotty:  Without a doubt, Rico! Strap in tight, brother!  It's gonna be a wild ride tonight!

Rico: My goodness, Scotty!  We knew this card was going to be good, but Mr. Hinders just blew the roof off this place!

 

Scotty: Rico, let me tell you this, I haven't been this excited for a Saturday Night card in a long time!  

 

Rico: For sure, Scotty.  Let's get things underway!  IXW Champ Adrian Emerich and his tag team partner are getting set to welcome The Ascension to the IXW ring!  I can't wait to see these guys in action.  I've been watching Andrews and Stotts tear through the independent circuit for the last few months, and they sure are impressive.  

 

Scotty:  Absolutely!  These guys are the real deal, and I can promise you that they are ready to make an immediate impact in a thin IXW tag team division!

Scotty:  Rico, I just received word that we will be joined here at the broadcast table by Kezzer Drix for the next match!  

 

Rico: Kezzer goes way back with Rage, so that makes a lot of sense.  No one in the IXW knows Rage better!  These guys have been long time friends!  I can't wait to hear what Kezzer has to say about his good friend joining the ranks of the IXW!

 

Scotty: Kezzer is quite the colorful commentator, I'm sure... I mean conversations with him are typically like talking to a brick wall...

Rico:  Kezzer, thanks for joining us here at ringside for this match up.  Are you excited to see Rage in action under the IXW banner?

 

Kezzer Drix:  Yeah, of course.  Who isnt?

 

Rico:  Right... Umm... 

 

Scotty: Kezzer, you and Rage go way back to your time in another federation that has since crumbled.  What can you tell fans that may not be aware of Rage's past?  

 

Kezzer:  The dude is a lunatic, and I love him for it.

 

Scotty:  Wow... That was deep...

 

Rico: Kezzer, are you and Rage planning to work together in the IXW?

 

Kezzer: If that's what the boss wants us to do, I'm sure we can manage.

 

Rico:  You're an open book, aren't you Kezz?

 

Kezzer: I don't read.

 

Scotty:  Don't, can't... it's all the same... 

 

Rico: Kezzer... umm... ah, never mind... let's head to the ring and get things started!  Rage making his IXW debut against Wayne Level!  Level is coming off a huge upset victory last week!  This should be good!

Rico:  Rage going for the high risk maneuver... A super kick by Level catches him in mid-air!  My god!  

 

Scotty:  Rage looks a little rusty, Rico!

 

Kezzer: Crazy bastard.

 

Rico: Kezzer, I don't think you can say that on air.

 

Kezzer: What are you gonna do about it?

 

Scotty:  Umm... Anyway... Level gets the win and spoils Rage's debut, but what a match!

Rico:  Well... thanks to Kezzer Drix for joining us... it was... ummm... interesting?... to say the least.

 

Scotty:  He's a few wrenches short of a full set, but the guy can wrestle.  I guess that's all the matters in the end.  

 

Rico: Anyway, our next match pits The Croc against Wonderful Wesley!  This one could have some major implecations for The Croc, Scotty!

 

Scotty: The Croc slipped up with a Twitter rant earlier this week, and IXW General Manager Jeremy Ewing caught wind of it.  Needless to say, The Croc needs a win here tonight.

Jeremy:  Craig "The Croc" Wilson... my good buddy... hahaha... what a shame Craig!  hahaha.  Remember when I said that you could make this all go away with a win here tonight?  Yeah, that was a pretty good deal, wasn't it?  Boy, oh, boy.  Sure would have been nice.  hahaha.  Unfortunately, Craig, you didn't live up to your end of that deal.  Now, I have to show you just how much of a "D-Bag" I really can be.  hahaha.  Just to show you how important it is to keep your trap shut, I've got a special assignment for you next week at IXW Saturday Night.  haha.  Adrian Emerich.  The Joel Johnston.  Craig "The Croc" Wilson.  A handicapped match.  hahaha.  Bring your "A-game," Croc.  You're gonna need it.  hahaha.  Tweet about that one, you blonde-haired nimrod!  See you in a week, pal!

Rico:  Wesley with a huge slam and the cover!  

 

Scotty:  This isn't good for The Croc, Rico...

 

Rico: Wesley wins!  What a fantastic outing for Wesley, and what a disappointment for Craig Wilson. 

 

Scotty: Oh no... we knew this was coming... here comes Mr. Ewing... 

Rico:  Chairs, steel stairs, and one broken Adair... Scorpion emerges victoriously. 

 

Scotty:  J.A. taps out and The Scorpion evens the score a bit.  

 

Rico: I'm sure this is far from over, Scotty, but we will have to wait until next week to find out more!  Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of time here tonight.  Thanks for joining us for another successful IXW Saturday Night.  Until next week, I am Rico Valenzuela signing off for the "Stunning" Scotty Starks and the rest of the IXW crew.  See you in a week, wrestling fans!

Rico: Simultaneous submissions applied by The Ascension!  This could be it, Scotty!

 

Scotty: They both tapped!  They both tapped out!  It's all over!  

 

Rico: What an entrance by The Ascension!  My god!  I've never seen anything like that in all my years at the announce table!  

Rico:  We knew it wasn't going to be good, but a handicapped match? The Croc may have bitten off more than he can chew this time, Scotty.

 

Scotty:  Ewing is just using this as another way to give Emerich the advantage against The Jester, Rico!  What a snake!

 

Rico: When you're the owner and general manager, you can get away with that sort of stuff.   

 

Scotty: It makes me sick.  Let's get back to the wrestling at hand before I say something to get myself in trouble, Rico.

 

Rico:  Good call, Scotty.  Mike Diaz versus The Jester is coming up next.  The Jester can increase his lead to 2-0 with a win here tonight, but Diaz has been absolutely on fire as of late!

Rico:  Up next, we've got another head to head battle between The Scorpion and J.A.  These two have certainly butted heads as of late.

 

Scotty:  It's definitely picked up steam over the last couple weeks.  These guys just flat out don't like one another.  

 

Rico: They sure don't, Scotty.   

 

Scotty: Well take all the rules and throw them out the window, Rico.  No holds barred!

 

Rico:  It's going to be chaotic, but, by god, it's darn sure going to be fun to watch!  Let's head into the ring!

Rico:  Diaz continues his domination inside the IXW ring, Scotty.  He's the hottest Superstar in the IXW right now.

 

Scotty:  And it's not even close, Rico.  The IXW Midwest Champion has been absolutely dominant.

 

Rico: At this rate, I don't know if he will ever lose that title.  

 

Scotty: Unless something changes drastically over the next few weeks, I have to agree with you, Rico.  Right now, Diaz is just too good to lose.

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