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October 4th, 2014

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Sebastian Whitlock: IXW fans, welcome to the latest edition of IXW Saturday Night!  I am Sebastian Whitlock and I am pleased to be here with you to open tonight's show with a special interview with the none other than the IXW Champion himself, The Jester!  He's pulling up in his limo now!  Jester, tonight, you are set to signing a contract for next week's Chaos & Disorder pay-per-view event!  At that event, you will square off with Adrian Emerich inside a Hell in a Cell!  And to top it all off, the IXW Championship Title will be on the line!  What are your thoughts on what is sure to be the biggest match in IXW history to this point?

 

Jester: The Jester can cause much chaos too.  Emerich may be the one with a disorder though.  hahahaha.  No. No.  hahaha.    

 

Sebastian: Jester, I know that you like to have a good laugh most of the time, but hasn't this feud with Adrian Emerich grown a little personal with all of the attacks and cheap shots? 

 

Jester:  Revenge is the dish best served cold.  hahahaha;  Ice cream is cold, and Jester likes ice cream. hahaha.  Jester would attack some ice cream.  hahahaha.

 

Sebastian: Of course, you would... but, Jester... what the.... my god... security!  help!  Get someone over here... Cut the cameras!

 

 

Scotty: Rico, another example of Emerich's slimy, sneaky antics against the Champ.  This has gone too far!  

 

Rico: Absolutely, Scotty, but that's exactly the reason that those two will settle their differences once and for all inside the massive Hell in a Cell monstrosity just one week from tonight!  Man, I can't wait!  Chaos & Disorder is going to be absolutely incredible, Scotty!

Scotty:  Rico, a table match between Thorbjorn Modi and Buck "The Stallion" Highland!  We knew that we'd find out more about the card at Chaos & Disorder, but this is another incredible addition to the lineup!  

 

Rico: You can bet that these two men will lay it all on the line, Scotty!  There is certainly no love lost between them.  

 

Scotty: Most definitely, Rico.  They both have a lot to prove as they fight to work their way back into title contention.  

 

Rico: Speaking of contention, Scotty.  Our next match features three rising IXW Superstars.  Wondeful Wesley has been on a rampage as of late.  He and Kezzer Drix have an on-going rivalry building ever since the Miscreant Melee, and here tonight they will enter the ring with Lex Xander to determine who will find themselves on the main card at Chaos & Disorder.  There hasn't been much in the way of further information about who the winner will face, but we've been told that tonight's victor will most definitely claim a slot on the pay-per-view.  The stakes couldn't be higher for these three here tonight!

Thor Modi: Buck Highland.  May the Gods have mercy upon your mortal soul.  I have been called down upon to put an end to your nonsense.  From high upon the throne of Asgard, Odin has called for your body to be laid to rest at his feet.  I, Thorbjorn Modi, will not sleep until his calls have been answered.  One week from tonight, Buck Highland, you and the Thunder God, Thorbjorn Modi shall have our day in battle. At Chaos & Disorder, I shall finally put you behind me and complete my task.  Through steel and wood, your body shall feel the wrath of Asgard, Buck Highland.  What you mere mortals refer to as "tables" shall serve as the alter and your body shall be my sacrifice to the great Gods above.  Until then, Buck Highland, tread lightly and tremble when you hear the sounds of the heavens.  For next Saturday night, the lightning shall find you!

Scotty:  Near fall after near fall, Rico!  Lex Xander missed the pin break up and Wonderful Wesley escapes with a huge win!

 

Rico: It will be Wonderful Wesley getting his chance to make his mark at Chaos & Disorder, Scotty!  

 

Scotty: I can't wait to find out who his opponent is!  Wesley has been on fire as of late!  Whoever he's slated to go up against, it's sure to be another huge addition to the fight card at Chaos & Disorder next weekend, Rico!  

 

Rico: Speaking of big time match ups scheduled to take place next week, we all know that Jace Adair is slated to face off against The Joel Johnston one week from tonight.  However, J.A. will have a bit of a tune up here tonight against the always dangerous, Brian Blaze!  Let's head into the ring and keep the action rolling!

Scotty:  What is Johnston doing out here?  Blaze hits Ace from behind!  Oh No!  The cover!  Brian Blaze with the three-count.

 

Rico: Ace falls victime to the antics of The Joel Johnston yet again, Scotty. You've got to think that he's going to be awfully fired up for his opportunity to get his hands on Johnston next week.  

 

Scotty: Yeah, and what I wouldn't give to be right there by his side to personally make sure that he gets a fair shake, Rico!  Johnston and his buddy Adrian Emerich both deserve whatever they have coming to them at Chaos & Disorder! 

 

Rico: They will both certainly have their hands full, partner!  I think it's fair to say that both Ace and The Jester are fed up with all the sneak attacks that they've been dealt over the last several weeks.

Scotty:  I know that Mr. Hinders has already stepped in to keep Johnston out of the IXW Championship match, but let's hope that he has at least one more trick up his sleeves to make sure that Emerich is nowhere to be seen during Johnston's match against Jace.

 

Rico: Only time will tell, I suppose.  Either way, the lineup for Chaos & Disorder continues to take shape, and it looks pretty phenomenal already, Scotty!

 

Scotty:  Modi versus Highland in a table match, Jace takes on The Joel Johnston, Wondeful Wesley gets a crack at main card action, and Adrian Emerich and The Jester go head to head for the IXW Championship inside a Hell in a Cell! 

 

Rico:  Speaking of Emerich and The Jester, Scotty.  They are headed out here to sign their big contract for next week's IXW Title match!

Alan Hinders:  Ladies and gentlemen, as I announced earlier, the IXW Championship will be up for grabs in the most gruesome of matches next week at Chaos & Disorder.  The Jester will defend his title against Adrian Emerich completely surrounded by a steel cell.  Live, here tonight, the two men will sign the contract for what is sure to be the biggest match in IXW's short history!  Thank you for joining me, gentlemen. Please, take a moment and sign the contract.  

Scotty: We've said it every time so far, partner, but I'm pretty sure that this is going to be the biggest event in IXW's short history. 

 

Rico: Each month they keep raising the bar, Scotty!  I just don't know if things can get any bigger than Adrian Emerich versus The Jester for the IXW Championship inside a Hell in a Cell!  It's going to be absolute carnage! 

 

Scotty:  Rico, we've got a crazy night planned here tonight, so let's not waste any more time.  Let's head to the ring for the first match of the night.  Boston Strong going one on one against the young Jun Chen.

Rico: A strong showing there for Jun Chen, but when it's all said and done, Boston Strong was just too much for him here tonight.

 

Scotty: Rico, this was a great opportunity for Chen to showcase his stuff on a big stage against some stout competition.  But, I think we all knew that Strong would come out ahead in the end.

 

Rico: I never count anyone out, Scotty.  We've seen crazier things happen here in the IXW.  On any given night, anyone can shock the world, Scotty!

Scotty: I suppose you're right, Rico.  We have seen some pretty ridiculous things happen in that ring the last few weeks.  

 

Rico: I'm sure that they won't slow up any here tonight.  With a huge pay-per-view event just one week away, we still don't have much in the way of news about the card.  I'm sure we will get some more information here tonight!

 

Scotty: I'm sure there's some input to come, but up first, we've got one on one action between D.R. Wagner, Jr and Buck "The Stallion" Highland.  Let's head to the ring!

Rico: Great back and forth action here from The Stallion and Wagner, Scotty.  Another impressive win for Highland!

 

Scotty: Wagner is no joke, Rico.  That guy can do some damage.  This is a solid win for Buck moving forward.

 

Rico: Wait, a second... What's Thorbjorn Modi doing out here?!

Alan Hinders:  There you have it, IXW fans!  It's official!  One week from tonight!  Adrian Emerich versus The Jester for the IXW Heavyweight Championship!

Rico:  The Champ gets a little revenge here tonight, Scotty!  He didn't waste much time giving Emerich a little taste of his own medicine!

 

Scotty:  After all the garbage that Emerich has thrown at The Jester, I'd say that he deserved every one of those fists that he ate here tonight, Rico!

 

Rico: That's probably true, Scotty!  Wait, just a second... Scotty, I just received word that the IXW Midwest Champion, Michael Diaz is on his way out here with some news of his own!  

Diaz:  Craig Wilson! I'm tired of your incessant talking, you arrogant mama's boy!  You have the nerve to call me out for a steel cage match?  You want a shot at my Midwest Championship, son?  If you're big enough to come take it, boy... then come get some!

*Croc's music bursts in, and he is seen walking down the ramp toward the ring*

 

Rico: Here comes The Croc, Scotty! 

 

Diaz: What makes you think that you deserve to be in the same ring with me?  How about I just slap the stupid right off your face, boy.  You don't have what it takes to step into my ring and try to take my belt from me.  For once in your miserable life, why don't you show a little common sense and walk your happy little butt back to the dressing room.  Save yourself the embarassment!

Croc: I said steel cage, mate.  If you're as confident as you sound, then let's stop wasting these blokes' time and get this party under way.  

 

*The bell sounds before the cage can even begin to be lowered over the ring, but almost immediately, Jeremy Ewing emerges from the back.*

 

Jeremy: Whoa, whoa, whoa... wait just a damn minute here... I'm not about to let you rejects just make up your own rules as you go along!  We're one week from the biggest pay-per-view event in IXW history, and you really think I'm going to let you bafoons just waltz out here and start setting up your own matches?  How dumb do you really have to be?  Now listen REAL close... both of you!  You morons want to duke it out?  That's fine by me!  Mike, you want to put your strap on the line?  Even better!  Here's the way that this is going to go down, though.  Both of you are going to go home tonight and rest up.  Because, next week, at Chaos & Disorder, you will be the co-main event of the evening!  Craig "The Croc" Wilson versus IXW Midwest Champion, Michael Diaz!  The IXW Midwest Title up for grabs... quite literally!  haha.  ...In a ladder match!  

 

*Ewing heads backstage. The entire arena is in shock, including the two men in the ring.*

 

Rico:  Did he really just call off this match, Scotty?

 

Scotty: It looks like it, Rico!  Both Diaz and Wilson don't know what to do!  

 

Rico:  Croc extends a hand to Diaz!  Oh come on... Diaz slaps his hand away?!  Either way, Scotty, there you have it!  The co-main event of the evening at Chaos & Disorder one week from tonight!  A ladder match for the IXW Midwest Championship between Craig "The Croc" Wilson and Mike Diaz!  My lord, next week is going to be absolutely out of control!  IXW fans, thank you for joining us here tonight for another edition of IXW Saturday Night, we will see you all back here next week for what is sure to be the most electrifying night in IXW history for Chaos & Disorder!  You won't want to miss this one, folks!  For everyone here at IXW, I'm Rico Valenzuela signing off!

 

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