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September 20th, 2014
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Rico Valenzuela: IXW fans, we are live for IXW Saturday Night, and already, we have some huge news to fill you all in on! General Manager Alan Hinders announced earlier today that Mike Diaz will defend his IXW Midwest Championship live tonight against the newly crowned number one contender, Craig "The Croc" Wilson! I'm joined as always by my colleague, "Stunning" Scotty Starks! Scotty, what are your thoughts on the big news?
Scotty: What a huge opportunity for Croc, Rico! The kid gets his big break here tonight!
Rico: Well, here we go, Scotty... I just got word that the other half of IXW management is on his way to this ring...
Scotty: That's typically an indication that something terrible is about to happen... Let's hope that he doesn't ruin anything!
Jeremy: Awww, all those boos, just for me? You shouldn't have! hahaha. I don't have all night to stand around and let you rejects waste my time with your insignificant feelings of disgust. I have a business to run, and I run it pretty damn well, if I do say so myself. hahaha. As all of you fools are aware, last Saturday did not really end the way that I had hoped. I'm not exactly sure why Jace Adair thought he had any business stepping foot in my ring without permission, but I've decided to give him exactly what he was asking for... another opportunity to get his head beat in by The Joel Johnston and Adrian Emerich! hahaha. Oh, and just for the hell of it, let's go ahead and let him have that clown on his team. hahaha. Maybe that will even the score a little bit, since we all know that Adair doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell against those two monsters alone! hahaha. Good luck, Jace... You and your buddy, Bozo, are gonna need it!
Rico: Tag team action later on tonight between the teams of Emerich and Johnston versus the unlikely duo of Jace Adair and the IXW Champion, The Jester.
Scotty: I don't feel so bad about this one, Rico. I'm a little peeved that he didn't ever refer to the champion by his actual name, but at least he's set up a fair fight for a change!
Rico: I don't know, Scotty...
Scotty: You're right, Rico... Maybe he's got some tricks up his sleeve... You never know with that rascal.
Rico: Scotty, let's head into the ring for our first fight of the night!
Scotty: The Mastadon with an impressive display, Rico. Earthquake is certainly no slouch. He's been in this business a long time!
Rico: Absolutely, Scotty. Earthquake is easily the most experienced wrestler on this roster. It's a great victory for The Mastadon.
Scotty: Rico, last week on IXW Saturday Night, we heard from D.R. Wagner, Jr. He called out Buck "The Stallion" Highland, but there was no response from Highland. Then just a few days ago, Highland was called out by Thorbjorn Modi...
Rico: Sounds like a mess, if you ask me!
Scotty: Fortunately, no one did, partner! Either way, as we just heard from Lilianna, all three men will meet here tonight in a triple threat match!
Rico: Well, let's get this party started, Scotty!
Scotty: What about this next match, Rico? I can't wait!
Rico: A matchup between Kezzer Drix and Wonderful Wesley! You're not the only one excited for this one!
Rico: A kickout by Wesley at the two-count... Oh my! The KEZZER DROP!!! It's over... It's over!!
Scotty: A sensational win for Kezzer tonight, and a great showing by Wesley. These two are strong up-and-comers, Rico. I think we may see big things out of these two fighters before it's all said and done.
Rico: We already have, Scotty! First at the Miscreant Melee, and again here tonight! I can't wait to see these two go at it again!
Scotty: Rico, I just got word that Lilianna is backstage, requesting for us to send it back to her...
Rico: Alright, let's see what she has for us. Lilianna, take it away!
Lilianna: I'm here with D.R. Wagner, Jr. again. D.R., you seem a little frustrated, what's the matter?
Wagner: I called out Buck "The Bologna Pony" Highland one week ago, and that carrot eating fruit cake never responded...
Lilianna: Well he did also get called out by Thorbjorn Modi, D.R. Maybe he didn't have time to respond to both?
Wagner: My challenge was sent out first, I deserve the match against, Highland!
Lilianna: ...wait...
(Lilianna puts a finger to her ear in order to listen closer to her earpiece.)
Lilianna: What's that? oh...
Wagner: What is it?
Lilianna: Congratulations, D.R.! You've got your match with Buck Highland, live here tonight!
Wagner: I knew that they'd see it my way!
Lilianna: There's just one caveat...
Wagner: What is it?
Lilianna: It will be a triple threat match that includes Thorbjorn Modi as well.
Wagner moans, throws his hands in the air, and walks away frustrated, mumbling to himself.
Scotty: Thor Modi is back, Rico! What a big win for Thunder God here tonight!
Rico: He had a tough stretch there as he made a run at the IXW Championship, but if he's able to put some wins together, he may be fighting at that level again soon.
Scotty: Speaking of championship contenders, Rico. Adrian Emerich was just named the new number one contender for the IXW Championship, but here tonight he will get another opportunity to scout out The Jester. This time in a tag team match up.
Rico: This should be good, Scotty!
Scotty: Emerich and Johnston get the win, Rico. I'm just not sure if Ace and Jester were completely on the same page here tonight.
Rico: Johnston and Emerich have been working together for weeks, Scotty. Mr. Ewing had to know that they would have the upper hand in a match like this.
Scotty: We haven't seen The Jester get tossed around like that in a while! I really don't like the way this whole thing is shaping up, Rico.
Rico: Neither do I. ...Hold on, Scotty, apparently, Alan Hinder is headed out to make a special announcement! Let's head to the ring and hear from the GM!
Alan: IXW fans! How are you tonight? Thank you for joining us again for another fantastic dose of IXW Saturday Night! I couldn't be more excited to be out here tonight to give you all a big piece of news! As you all know, the next IXW pay-per-view event is not set to take place until the month of October. However, until tonight, there were no real specifics about the event, or when it would take place! Without further adoo, please, let me be the first to tell you that the next IXW pay-per-view will be called...
Alan: IXW Chaos & Disorder will feature your favorite IXW Superstars going head to head in some of the most violent matches possible! That's right, an entire pay-per-view dedicated to the most extreme wrestling fans! Ladders, tables, weapons, and, yes, even THE HELL IN A CELL! You'll see it all, live on Saturday October 11th! You won't want to miss this one, IXW fans!
Scotty: Boston Strong just powerbombed Croc off the ramp! There's no way that Wilson can go on...
Rico: What's this? Diaz is summoning Strong into the ring...
Scotty: I guess, Boston Strong is getting a title shot now! Is this actually happening?!
Rico: This is absolute insanity!....
Rico: It's The Croc! And he's got a steel chair!
Scotty: Diaz is down! Boston Strong is down! Craig Wilson isn't done yet! He's laying boots to Strong!
Rico: Diaz has maintained his title by way of disqualification, but Craig Wilson has had the last laugh here tonight!
Scotty: It looks like The Croc may still get his title shot after all, Rico!
Rico: Another incredible edition of IXW Saturday Night has come to end! For "Stunning" Scotty Starks and the rest of the IXW crew, I am Rico Valenzuela signing off! Until next week, IXW fans!